SPAM and Bell Sandwich

This recipe doesn't sound very appetizing, but I promise it's delicious. My roommate and I were sitting around smoking pot and we got hungry so we decided to cook something. This sandwich came together on its own as I started cooking and adding ingredients. I've tried it sober a few times since and confirmed that it is indeed tasty.

* Calories: About 500 – 600 (just an estimate based on Calorie King's listings)